Who is your best friend?

No question - Barack Obama.
Anyone who's up to get some ice cream.
Michelle. She knows all the good White House secrets.
All of the American people.
Anyone who isn't Donald Trump.

How do you stand out in a crowd?

I sidle up to my girl Michelle, who knows everyone in the room.
The only standing I'm doing is next to my man, Barack.
I just put on my shades and play it cool.
I'm pointing at you so of course you notice me.
I'm making jokes about how small Trump's hands are.

What's your best quality?

I'm a loyal friend.
When they go low, I go high. I learned that from Michelle.
I'm one cool dude.
I know how to make a point.
I'm not Mike Pence.

What is your greatest achievement?

Winning the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
I always look awesome in aviator glasses
I once distracted America with my award winning smile.
Hugging Michelle Obama.
I'm still not Mike Pence.

What's your ideal movie character role?

Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon
James Dean.
Ryan Gosling in basically all his movies.
Ron from Harry Potter.
Dug from Up.

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